That I never moved to California.
That I was not at the Top of the Rock the day that Jimmy Fallon and Jon Hamm photobombed all the tourists.
That this shirt is not already in my closet.
That I don't still have the macrame pot sling that hung in mom's house the entire time I was growing up.
That this quinoa salad is not in mah belly!
That I don't have an excellent vignette in my entryway.
That I didn't dye my hair pink 20 years ago.