Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Hand Me My Leather. And Then Stand Back.

A little conversation I had with Amy Bo Bamy and Natty Lite last week. You're welcome...

To: Amy and Natasha
From: Shannan

I am wearing a pair of faux leather leggings today that I got from Zara after Christmas, and they are so tight I fear that if I fart in them I'm going to split them out or seriously injure myself.

That is all. Carry on.

To: Shannan and Natasha
From: Amy

Everybody's Farting With Their Tight Pants On...

To: Amy and Shannan
From: Natasha

Please to set up a webcam (aka faux leather fart cam). 

I need to see this happen.

To: Natasha and Amy
From: Shannan

I'll do what I can. Also, you will both be happy to know that Gavin runs from wherever he is in the house to put his butt on me whenever he has to fart. I could blow him into the next room with these pants on today. Trust. He better watch out.

To: Shannan and Amy
From: Natasha
I'm so proud. Of both of you. 
YOU will be happy to know that I CONTAINED my fart during sexy time yesterday. That's called personal growth.

To: Natasha and Shannan
From: Amy

And I thought doing it on a Wednesday night was called "not married."

Linked here.

Sweater: Old Navy
Shirt: JC Penney
Pants: Zara
Boots: Zara
Bracelet: Gift
Necklace: F21

Tori Amos




Marlen said...

hahah it's dangerous wearing such tight pants! but they look so, so good on you- i'd never guess they were killing off your circulation!

xo marlen
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