Tuesday, November 26, 2013

The Mooost Uncomfortable Paaaants In the Wooooorrrrrllld...

Sure, they may be cute, but don't let that fool you. These are hands down the most uncomfortable pants in the world. Maybe even in the history of pants.

Maybe it's because they are that Olsen line that JC Penney's carries, and they're actually made for an Olsen-sized person, which means someone who weighs roughly 30 pounds less than me.

Maybe it's because the night before I wore them, I had been to boot camp, and my abs were SCREAMING in misery, so the elastic band at the top cut me right at the point where they were most sore.

Hear me now and believe me later when I tell you that at work, I just rolled them down and let my muffin top hang all over the place.

That was only SLIGHTLY more comfortable than just wearing them pulled all the way up.

I should probably also mention that I was at work by myself at that point.

Come on - I wouldn't do THAT to my co-workers.

Shirt: F21
Pants: JC Penney
Boots: Zara
Necklace: Gift



Suzanne Carillo Style Files said...

Well that is just sad they are a torture device because they look sublime. Seriously. I love them. Super fab outfit. BTW…I love your artwork behind!


Debbie Stinedurf said...

Ha! I have those exact same pants, lucky for me, mine were pretty comfortable. Yesterday at work I rolled the top of my tights down and busted out the muffin top, so I feel ya.

whitley hamlin said...

I saw these on Miss Edie... They look equally outstanding on you. Your adlib is hysterical, but thank you for saving me from buying them :).

Helga! said...

I am dribbling over that necklace, and those pants are damned funky! :)