Holy schnikes, I read the funniest article thanks to Girls of a Certain Age. It's ten old-fashioned swears that we NEED to bring back. I am the first to admit I have a potty mouth. It is the HARDEST habit to break. Tee hee....I said HARDEST.
Methinks I might actually have a chance to break that habit if I start applying the helpful old-fashioned swears the article suggests (and even MORE if you read through the comments). Please do yourself a flavor and read the article - it's soooo funny. Here they are, as well as a few others. Let's take this movement to the streets, people.
1. Bejabbers!! 2. Consarn!
3. Dad-Sizzle (as in, "Dad-Sizzle it!") 4. Thunderation!
5. Great Horn Spoon! 6. 'Snails! 7. Gosh-All-Potomac! 8. G. Rover Cripes! 9. By St. Booger and all the Saints at the Backside Door of Purgatory!???!!! 10. By the Double-Barrelled Jumpin Jiminetty!
And here are a few of my submissions for your consideration: 11. In the Name of Zeus's BUTTHOLE! (or The Nicolas Cage) 12. GREAT ODON'S RAVEN!! (The Will Ferrell)
...and The Scooby Doo's: 13. Jinkies! 14. ZOINKS!! 15. Jeepers, Fred! and the random... 16. HORNSWAGGLE! Puh-leeeeze, peeps - jump on the bandwagon and share your own personal favorite "non-swear swears." I need all the material I can get! Linking up here.
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