Thursday, March 28, 2013
Holy schnikes, I read the funniest article thanks to Girls of a Certain Age. It's ten old-fashioned swears that we NEED to bring back. I am the first to admit I have a potty mouth. It is the HARDEST habit to break. Tee hee....I said HARDEST.
Methinks I might actually have a chance to break that habit if I start applying the helpful old-fashioned swears the article suggests (and even MORE if you read through the comments). Please do yourself a flavor and read the article - it's soooo funny. Here they are, as well as a few others. Let's take this movement to the streets, people.
3. Dad-Sizzle (as in, "Dad-Sizzle it!")
5. Great Horn Spoon!
8. G. Rover Cripes!
9. By St. Booger and all the Saints at the Backside Door of Purgatory!???!!!
10. By the Double-Barrelled Jumpin Jiminetty!
And here are a few of my submissions for your consideration:
11. In the Name of Zeus's BUTTHOLE! (or The Nicolas Cage)
12. GREAT ODON'S RAVEN!! (The Will Ferrell)
...and The Scooby Doo's:
15. Jeepers, Fred!
and the random...
Puh-leeeeze, peeps - jump on the bandwagon and share your own personal favorite "non-swear swears." I need all the material I can get!
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