Ladies, meet me at camera three. We have something to discuss. This weekend I was oooot and aboooot, and saw something that was abhorrant. It was vile. It was revolting. It was a woman with this haircut:
I know, I know, some of you may be thinking "Hmmmm...perhaps a woman in her 40s sporting pink hair shouldn't be casting stones," to which I reply: "BUT MINE WASHED OUT AFTER ONE SHAMPOO..." Can I get a witness?
For reals though, The Gosselin didn't even look good in 2008, let alone 2012. It's a haircut I have just never understood. It's two! Two! Two cuts in one! It's a Frankencut.
And in 2012? It's time to give it up.
For the love of Sheena Easton, Kate Gosselin doesn't even wear The Gosselin anymore.
I implore you, ladies who continue to wear this style. Perhaps even more, I implore YOU, hairdressers who continue to foist this travesty on us, refuse. Just refuse to give the cut anymore. Please. Do it for the children.
All eight of them.
And speaking of liver and onions, I have had these photos for like, EVER now, and just haven't posted them yet because let's face it, I have sucked as a blogger lately. I'm TRYING to turn it around, folks. But what we have here is The Deal Of The Century, courtesy of T.J. Maxx.
It's an All Saints dress I scored for $59, regularly $480. Awwww yeah. 25th class reunion, here I come.
This bad boy weighs about 15 pounds, and that ain't no joke. But for fiddy nine dollah to make you hollah? I'll add another 15 el-bees to my number.
T.J. Maxx - I think you hear me knockin, and I think I'm comin in. My name is Maxxinista. Call me...
Tank, Jeans: Target
Blue pumps: Steve Madden
Studded pumps: Vince Camuto
Bracelets: Old Navy
Merci!Shannan