Got home from the gym last night and saw what looked like a wound on the back of Simon's head. It was pretty substantial. I asked him what happened. He refused to answer.
I asked, "Did you fall down somewhere?" No, was his reply. "Did someone hit you with something?" Nuh-uh.
Looked again, and freaked my freak. SERIOUSLY SIMON, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD????!!! I NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN DETERMINE EXACTLY HOW MUCH TO FREAK OUT HERE.
He looked at me as if to say, "No comprende, senorita."
I was getting worried. I mean, it was a DIVOT in his head, for the love of Toni Tenille."Come here, Simon. I need to look again." He was utterly unphased. Tried gently to pull his hair aside (so as not to hurt the area anymore than it already was). Wait a minute, I thought. I smelled it.
Mystery solved: Ketchup.
Dress/Plaid Shirt/Legwarmers/Belt as bracelet: Target
Boots: Frye
May you have a condiment-free day.
Merci!
Shannan
12 comments:
That is hysterical..that happened to me with my son..I though he had some crazy rash and I started to freak and the realized it was dried paint!
With the Lyme in this ares it is easy to freak over anything that looks like a rash!
To change the subject..that dress is freaking adorable and I love the plaid underneath! I ordered a lion sweatshirt..just shipped.. can't wait!
Sheree xxx
Oooooh, where did you order your sweatshirt from? I can't get enough of the animals-on-clothing trend right now.
The dress is cute but the boots with the socks? Love it!
Bisous
Suzanne
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You got that fox at Target?? Clear a path!! I need to getvsome ketchup anyway...
Carrie - BWAH!!!
*dead* That is hilarious!
Cute outfit. And, of course, I heart the boots.
LOVE that fox sweaterdress! I've been loving all the fox attire lately (I know, I know...it's the new "put a bird on it" but I still love it!) I'd been eyeing that sweaterdress, so it's nice to see it on someone and styled so wonderfully!
Umm, when you said you got a fox sweater at Target I didn't realize it would be that fab, they don't have that at mine!!Love how you paired it with the plaid!
:) Carrie
That story cracked me UP. Also, I came by solely to tell you that your fox sweater dress is AWESOME.
That dress is from Target!! How have I missed it? Seriously great boots, too.
The story is hilarious and you look foxy!
Sue xo
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You know, I'd stalk Target more, but i find that when I do that, I spend SOOOO much money! But this is a great find. That fox is the bomb diggity (yes, I totally just said that).
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