Dear Computer, If you act like a little b!tch tomorrow, I'm going to throw you out the window. Signed, The Management
Dear Followers Icon On My Home Page, You have read 280 followers since the dawn of time. Since my grandma fell off her dinosaur. It is killing me. Can't I hit 300 followers????? I know it shouldn't matter. I know I shouldn't check it, but I do. Lord knows I do. Please please pleeeeeze, Followers Icon - can't you just tick up a few more notches? Pretty please with a cherry, whipped cream, and Daniel Craig on top? I'd be Ever so Grateful - signed, You Know Who
To the Myriad Random Tiny Socks and Cartoon-Laden Underwear I Seem to Find In Virtually Every Room of My House, Please kindly find your way to the hamper. Thank You, Signed, Tired of Picking You Up
Jacket: Vintage, gift Shirt: JC Penny Cords: Old Navy Necklace: Vintage, via eBay Boots: Frye, via eBay Merci! Shan
Imma chic freak with a Hubs, toddler triplets, and a cat named Pickles. I love fashion, shoes, design, and trashtastic reality TV. I may or may not have the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy, and decided to share it all with the world. Feel free to drop me a line at email@example.com with your comments. I will also accept your book, television or Lifetime Movie Of The Week offers.