To the Silver Fox Who Stood In Front Of Me In Zumba Class Friday Night,
Seriously, there were only, like, two other people in the class when you came in and stood DIRECTLY in front of me. Also, I don't know if you noticed, but I TRIED to move away from you so I could see in the mirror. Was there a reason you kept moving in front of me NO MATTER WHERE I MOVED? I don't think that was necessary, do you?
Curious in the Cardio Theater
The "O" face you made CONTINUOUSLY throughout the class? Didn't make you a better dancer.
It skeeved me out, quite honestly.
To the Couple Who Were Mysteriously In Front of Me No Matter Where I Went in Costco On Sunday,
Does it really take BOTH of you to pick out the perfect roast chicken? MOVE ALONG.
I Got My Chicken In About 2.2 Seconds
Why you gotta be so damn delicious???
Not So Secret Admirer In the Suburbs
To My Menses That Makes Me Eat Like I Have a Tapeworm:
Boots: Libby Edelman, TJ Maxx
Scarf: Hand me down from my sis
Cuff: Charming Charlie's
Necklace: Jennifer Zeuner, giftie from Frankie Hearts Fashion (wheeee!!!)