Monday, October 29, 2012

EDIT: Eye of the Tapeworm

Oh, thank GOD I don't have a tapeworm. I just started my period. Seriously, ya'll, I was beginning to think I was going to eat everything in sight to satiate some gastrointestinal parasite, but lucky me - it's just Aunt Flo.

I am not even joking when I say I. Can't. Stop. Eating. Cheese.

I can barely stand to type up this post because I want to go stuff my face with Italian truffle, triple cream, and syrrah toscano, sliced and diced with some apples, apricot jam, and Trader Joe's Cookie Butter.

Tom is working late, so I'm going to make myself a little snackity ack and settle down with a movie I know he would never watch - in this case, Pret a Porter, which I have never seen.

In the immortal words of Popeye, that's all I can stands, cuz I can't stands no more. I'm off to stuff my face. 

Jacket: Thrifted
Tee: F21
Tank: Wal Mart
Pants: Target
Boots: Libby Edelman, TJ Maxx
Necklace: Charming Charlie's



Suzanne Carillo Style Files said...


I like your t-shirt, tigress : )


Sheree said...

SO with all that cheese you must be constipated on top of it all..not a good combo!
Thanks for the well wishes..hopefully it's not going to be that bad??!!
I love hat tee btw....
Sheree xxx

MMH said...

That lipgloss does not suck. Please stick with cheese... you can eat it w/o ruining that fab lip (and that is what is important, right)?

Kristina said...

The minute I read tapeworm I started panicking that I might have one. After all, it feels like I ate the whole supermaket worth of food today. So, yeah...thanks for placing the tapeworm thought in my head. ;)

lucia m said...

loving your tee!


the Queen City Style said...

Well, you look hot as hello on top of all that eating. You are not alone though, girl... SOMEHOW I think I've gained probably 4 lbs in about a week and a half.. I have some overuse injuries (running:), so I've had to do other things, but there is no way in hello not running would put the weight on! I don't feel like I'm eating anything different... So, I rushed out to the drug store at 10pm to get a pregnancy test last week, even though my husband said there is no way in hell I am pregnant... he was right, but what is up??! Then, last night I dreamed I was pregnant and was crying my eyes out... Guess that's a sign that my hands are full... At any rate... I understand the eating, bloated feelings, but again, you are looking fab. Happy Halloween!!