Last week, my sis and I were having a convo about something, possibly about wearing bathing suits, and she made a remark about having her "dimples and divots" showing. I immediately thought - what a GREAT idea for a bar name. Especially one in Kentucky, preferably near the Derby.
I mean. Can you imagine? "Hey, why don't we hit up the Dimples and Divots before the Derby tomorrow?"
"Have you been to Dimples and Divots yet? Their mint juleps are to DIE."
"The Dimples and Divots is having a hat contest this year. I'm wearing the HUGEST fascinator you've ever seen."
All this talk about Dimples & Divots made me think. I don't think it's any secret I have had my rock band names picked out for eons. You know, for when I hit it big on the scene (what? it could happen...I think the music world is HUNGRY for a 43-year-old mother of triplets)....ANYHOOOOO - back to my rock band names...Pantyhose Jesus (indie rock), The Pink Trenchcoats (girl band - DUH), or Crotch Rockets (speed metal)...but maybe I need to have a few more bar names in my back pocket as well...JUST IN CASE. So along with Dimples & Divots, may I present to you:
Fuze - meat market techno club
The Jade Dragon - Asian fusion
Trouser Snake - meat market meat market
The Flaming Lantern*** - LGBT meat market
I think that's enough for now. Please feel free to share your bar names (or band names) in the comments.
***Actual greasy spoon diner in southwest Missouri.
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Thought I would leave you with Stefon's favorite family hangout picks, below...
Dress: Inc., Macy's
Bracelets: Old Navy
Earrings: World Market