Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Admitting It Is The First Step

Ya'll, I have a problem. It's an obsession really. A compulsion I cannot control.


You see, I can't stay off the internets each day, checking on the status of the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise/Scientology debacle. Before Split (B.S., if you will....), I could not have cared less about Katie Holmes (she was NEVER Kate Holmes to me). But now?


Girlfriend is like...a badass mothafucka. For reals. We've got some serious Not Without My Daughter shit all up in da house. But seriously? When did Tom Cruise turn plum frigging crazy? Nutty as a pet coon, as my dad might say...I mean. I grew up in the 80s. I watched him in The Outsiders (but we all know Tommy Howell was the REAL hunk in that movie). Loved T.C. in Top Gun. Hell, even in Mission Impossible. But then? He because couch-jumping certifiable. That was the moment for me. Gross, just gross.


I never bought the Katie/Tom union for one second. I thought she was a Stepford Wife just like everyone else did. Who knew she would turn out to be a friggin Ninja? The original Real Housewife of The Jedi Warrior.


So everyday I hop on and do my Katie search, just to see what's what. And you know what? I am ashamed to admit I was a little disappointed they settled so quickly. Is he really that compliant, or does she REALLLLLLY have some dirt on him he doesn't want out? Methinks it's the latter.

Puh-leeeeze tell me I'm not the only one obsessed with this. And more importantly, where are you getting the best scoopage? Inquiring minds want to know.

Tank: Wal Fart
Jeans, Shoes: Target
Necklace: Threadsence
Bracelet: Charming Charlie's

merci!
Shan

6 comments:

Nichole Loiacono said...

I am soooooo with you on this! I am OBSESSED! I have to say though, Katie is earning some serious cred from this in my mind. Hero shit happenin. Taking on T.C. and Scientology? Serious balls.

MerciBlahBlah said...

Nichole - I could not agree with you more. Before Split I saw KH as a big bowl of oatmeal. Now she's a spicy hot jabanero pepper. If that makes any sense.

Amy Shaughnessy said...

I never really liked Tom Cruise as an actor. Except for in one movie which I can't even think of right now. Guess it wasn't that great! I think Katie Holmes is SO gorgeous. She just gets prettier with time.

Amy



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Trixie Bang Bang said...

Also embarrassingly interested in this "news" story....and then feel a little cheated because I heard they had a 5-year marriage dealio and then she could leave him, and lo-and-behold, it's 5 years and isn't that convenient, and suspicious because of the quicky quick settlement.
I'm skeptical. But like thinking of her as a Ninja who pulled one over on him. But that's because I think he's a Scientolo-nut, and no, I don't count that as a valid "religion". It's nutsy.

A.Co said...

LOL!! You're hilarious, love it.

It's kind of true... I like her more now... and I wasn't a huge fan before.. :S

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this free bird said...

Dude me too. I'm obsessed with that shit. I'm reading all those crazy COS escapee sites now and then have to sleep with the fucking lights on all night. SCARY