Thursday, April 19, 2012

Wrap Around

I was driving home yesterday, and a high school kid was crossing the street at the stoplight. He looked like a 16 year old wrap-around baldie. You know what I'm talkin bout, Willis. This:

Or this:

When I think what he was going for was this:

or this:
or this:

or maybe this:

but probably not so much this:

Sweet wind cries Gabe Kaplan, who do these men think they're fooling???

And the funny thing is, this kid's hair was longer, and it was windy, but the huge combed-over part on the top did. not. budge. He must've had that thing sprayed to a shellacked helmet atop his bean.

So thanks to all the Biebers and Efrons and EMO boys everywhere, for updating the wrap-around baldie so that it is accessible to EVERYONE, no matter whether you have a full head of hair, or only hair around the back and sides.

You, sirs, should be commended.

Sweater: F21
Tank: Old Navy
Jeans: Hudson, clothing swap
Sandals: Target
Necklaces: F21
Earrings: World Market



Amy said...

I can't stand the wrap around hair!! I have 2 boys and I refuse to ever let them do that! Cute outfit by the way. I love the sweater.


this free bird said...

*collapses laughing*

jenn~the stylish housewife said...

LOL! this had me cracking up!

xoxo, jenn
the stylish housewife


ahahah...seriously dying laughing! There is nothing hot or sexy about the wrap around...if only they would know that they could pull so many more chicks if they shaved their bozo the clown side do's!

P.S. your outfit is the sauce!! xo

Jenny @ Spry On The Wall said...

I hate that hairdo so much, I call it the "swirly" because it looks like some one gave them a swirly then just let it dry. Ick!

MerciBlahBlah said...

Jenny - I agree 110 percent. It is the WORST. I swear, when Simon and Gavin get older, God forbid that hurrdo is remotely popular, I will encourage them to get an 18-inch hot pink mohawk. Dreadlocks. A white man's afro. I might even give them an Oglevie home perm myself if that's what they want. ANYTHING but that damn Bieber cut.