I was driving home yesterday, and a high school kid was crossing the street at the stoplight. He looked like a 16 year old wrap-around baldie. You know what I'm talkin bout, Willis. This:
When I think what he was going for was this:
or maybe this:
but probably not so much this:
Sweet wind cries Gabe Kaplan, who do these men think they're fooling???
And the funny thing is, this kid's hair was longer, and it was windy, but the huge combed-over part on the top did. not. budge. He must've had that thing sprayed to a shellacked helmet atop his bean.
So thanks to all the Biebers and Efrons and EMO boys everywhere, for updating the wrap-around baldie so that it is accessible to EVERYONE, no matter whether you have a full head of hair, or only hair around the back and sides.
You, sirs, should be commended.
Tank: Old Navy
Jeans: Hudson, clothing swap
Earrings: World Market