Thursday, March 1, 2012

An Open Letter to Old Navy

Old Navy, meet me at camera three.

Listen. We have a relationship that works - you sell clothes, I buy them. Lately, though, it seems more than that, and I feel we need to take our relationship to the next level. What's that, you ask?


Seriously. Every time I walk into your store to purchase something, I find three more items I HAVE TO HAVE, and go back a few weeks later to pick something else up, and magically, MORE items appear that I HAVE TO HAVE. It's like you're a drug, I'm a user, and all of a sudden I need Jeff Van Vonderan or Candi Finnigan all up in my grill offering me a trip to Promises in Malibu to get the Old Navy monkey off my back.

I just think we could find a more productive way to keep this relationship going. What is it? 


Let's take a look at some of the items you have that I need. Number one with a gun?

Hello, adorable pleated chiffon maxi. Let's get it on.

Slub knit tank in da HOUSE.

Yes, I know you are simple plaid button downs, but ohhhh how I love your easter egg colors.

Shoes? Yellow and Red and Yellow, OH MY.

Sooooo, Old Navy - hit me up with an email. Let's tawlk. I'm sure we can work something out. I'm already pimping you out three-quarters of the time here on ye olde blogge - let's just balance the scales a bit. Throw me a friggin BONE, mmmm-kay? I'll be waiting to hear from you.



Sarah said...

Love the Jeff reference..hilarious! I am not normally an ON gal, but I have been seeing LOTS lately that is so cute. Have you seen the swimsuits? I think they are pretty good this season. The tot and I may have to make a run there later today.

Kristin said...

oh gawd i've been getting sucked into all of their cuteness lately...i went to return a pair of jeans and walked out w/ 2 pairs of shorts and some new shirts. what is wrong with me!?! i had no itentions of buying a thing...ugh.

Melanie said...

Their stuff is SO CUTE this season. I was just at a new "concept" store in AZ...they had racks and racks of jewelry. I was with my parents, who were not in the mood to shop or I would have gone crazy!!!

Jenny @ Spry On The Wall said...

Love the button downs! I gotta get over there soon!