Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Cheerio, Cap'n

I have a new boyfriend, and his name is Peanut Butter Cheerios.


Sweet Wind Cries Mary, that is some good shit.

Like smoking some ganja and getting the munchies good shit. I say that like I have smoked more than one doobie in my lifetime, after downing an entire bottle of wine and then thinking, "Hmmmm...I'm alone, I have this doobie that my roommate so thoughtfully gave to me, I've just had a bottle of wine, what better way to end the evening than puking my guts out after smoking a doob solo..."


But back to my new B.F. I daresay he is even better than a previous B.F....


Oh no I din't.


Oh yes I DID.


Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit. I just checked the nutrition stats on both my new B.F. and my old B.F., and they are virtually the same stats.


WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN EATING PEANUT BUTTER CAP'N CRUNCH ALL THESE YEARS???


No matter. Apparently now I can enjoy BOTH B.F.s - a three-way, if you will, with relatively minimal nutritional damage, provided I can keep my intake to one serving. Not only that, but when I was googling PB Cap'n Crunch, I came across all SORTS of ummm-azing recipes, like:

Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch Marshmallow Brownie Bars

 Here

Peanut Butter Marshmallow Clustery Things
 Here

PB Cap'n Crunch Nutella FRIGGING SANDWICHES
Here

Hells bells, there's even a PB Cap'n Crunch Crusted Crab Cake. That's some Top Chef shit right there.

Here

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go GET IT ON with my B.F.

Top: BCBG (fanks, Ames)
Pants: T.J. Maxx
Shoes: Target
Ring: Old Navy
Earrings: F21

Merci,
Shan

4 comments:

Erin said...

Hahahaha oh my goodness you are funny. So glad you commented on my blog so I could find your funny little self. I am hooked. I am also going to have to share this cereal with my husband as he is a cereal addict. Can't wait to keep reading!

pyjammy pam said...

are you f'ing kidding me?!? oh god. why am i on a low-carb diet when there are PBCC and nutella sandwiches to be eaten?!?!?!??

the Queen City Style said...

I love the green dress on EBEW, but I am with pyjammy pam. Are you f*cking kidding me? Sorry, I had to say a that word, and I am terribly apologetic if I offend, but this is the funniest sh&t I have ever read in my entire LIFE! You have no idea how bad I needed that. I LOVE YOU!! Cap'n Crunch Nutella Sandwich?? No you Di Ent. Trio of Terror!!!!!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Posting this Sh*t on my FB page!
Whitley

MerciBlahBlah said...

Awww Ladieth, you make me blush. Glad I could sway you from the no-carb side to the peanut butter side. I'm freaky like dat.