Monday, February 27, 2012

After Par-tay: Wack But Wonderful

Let's check out some Oscar's after party dresses, yo.

Elizabeth Banks, I have loved you ever since Wet, Hot American Summer, and this is no exception. Of course, sadly, I'm pretty sure this dress does not come with an optional "fart track" like the DVD...OR DOES IT????

Nina Dobrev - those cutouts on an otherwise plain dress are crazy. CRAZY FABULOUS.

Who else is serving up crazy? I have no idea, but she's wearing it on her hip. I know they're weird, like barnacles hitching a ride, but I don't care. I still love this dress.

What else do I love? Kate Beckinsale - just not in this thing. Seriously. It's camo! It's cutout! It's illusion netting! It's WHACK!

Which brings us to another Kate, in different illusion netting, and lady bits camo. Strangely enough, I like this. I really, really like this.

And finally, RZ bringing up the rear with a palate cleanser of a look. Simple, chic, with stunning jewelry, of course. Ahhhh, refreshing.