Wednesday, November 2, 2011

WWD: Real Housewives, Part CRAZY

Okay, I have to get this off my chest, because surely SOME of you out there are Real Housewives fans like I am. Did anyone watch Monday night? Oy vey. There was a sh!t ton of crazy this episode, starting with this:

Seriously - what da HAIL was that about? Some trashtastic skank writhing around the pool and announcing what she was doing? I'm a MERMAID. I'm FLIPPING. and FLOPPING. and WIGGLING MY TAIL.

And then we get to meet Kim Richards' boyfriend, and it's THIS GUY????

He looks like he just ate Mr. Bean for dinner....

The Hubs and I literally cringed watching them kiss. It was like walking in on your parents doing it. Blech Blech Blech.

 And then we top off the turd sandwich with this gem????

Honey, this ain't Striptease, and you SHO AIN'T Demi Moore. Get off the table, get some Clorox wipes, and CLEAN UP AFTER YO DAMN SELF. I am not even joking here - these are GROWN women. Who in their 40s (besides Mermaid girl) does the frigging splits on the table in the middle of a party?

Will someone please tell me when Camille Grammar became the most staid, sane housewife???

It's like we're living in an alternate universe, a bizarro world o housewives.

So tell me, Housewife-watchers, what was YOUR take on the whole sordid mess?

Jacket: F21
Tee: Target
Pants: Marshalls
Boots: Old Navy
Necklaces: F21, Thrifted
Earrings: Ladies Night Clothing Swap



Kristin said...

i think i was most creeped out by kim's new boyfriend. that and the girl that called her boyfriend or husband "daddy"

Stacy said...

I thought the same exact thing! So weird! Such a great getaway, though...that's what makes it fun to watch. Bravo has me hooked.

Jenny @ Spry On The Wall said...

I thought it was just me and the cold medicine I was taking that made me think this was the strangest episode ever! WTF with Kim's boyfriend - did he have a wedding ring on? Cause I thought I saw one. Also I'm totally perplexed with Lisa and her kids. She adopted Max when he was a baby but he has no accent but Pandora does - I guess she went to boarding school in England or something. I think I missed something. Oh and how CREEPY was it to see Russell in this episode? Gave me the heebies. And Taylor doing that lift the leg up move at the party and showing her hoo ha to everyone. Bizarre!

Gina said...

Love the jacket.