Friday, November 18, 2011

WWD: Nerd Alert!

Do you wanna know something dorktastic about me? When I was a kid (let's say 5th grade just for shits and giggles) for my birthday? I desperately wanted someone to throw a pie in my face at my party. I WISH I was making this up, but alas, I am not.

 ( I swear, I am NOT picking my nose...)
WHY did I want someone to throw a pie in my face? Hell if I know. All I remember is begging my mom to do this for me. It would be SO. COOL. If ONLY she would just throw some kind of cream pie (I wasn't picky, as long as it was a cream pie), life would be GRAND.

Thankfully, I am sure my mom realized what a HUGE NERD I was (glasses? check. skinny bird legs? check. big nose that the other kids referred to as ski slope? check check.) and refused to comply with my birthday wish. 

Despite the fact that I was sans pie on my face for the festivities, the party went swimmingly, if memory serves. The Pink Panther cake that mom made was a hit (she was ALLLLL into making our birthday cakes back then after a Wilson's cake decorating class). Of course, the only cakes she made were Pink Panther and Holly Hobbie, since those were the only two cake pans she owned. Still, it was bitchin nonetheless.

So please throw me a friggin bone and tell me your own embarrassing memories of adolescence. Surely I'm not the ONLY one with a pie in the face story, amirite? Share. This is a safe place. Unless someone is throwing a pie. DUCK!!!

Sweater: JC Penny
Skirt: Vintage, thrifted
Boots: Old Navy
Cuffs, Rings, Earrings: F21



Liv said...

Hahahaha, adorkable indeed!
I was a huuuge dork in elementary school: huge glasses, unfortunate perm more reminiscent of Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop than the Stacie Q look I was hoping for, and I was afraid of EVERYTHING!

SGM said...

Oh, how I can relate. For my birthday in 6th grade, all I wanted was a filing cabinet *slash* filing system. Yes. Not only did other kids make fun of me, but their PARENTS made fun of me.

I beyond thrilled to receive a small yellow filing box, with hanging folders, which I still have today thank you very much. Humpf!

MerciBlahBlah said...

Oh gurrrl, don't even get me started on my own tinted Tootsie glasses that had my initials in tiny gold monogram stickers in the bottom of the frame. Shit on a shingle, they were baaaaaad.

Paula said...

Strawberry shortcake rose tinted glasses? check. long, curly hair in pig tails that could be turned into princess leia buns at any given moment? check. birthday party at the movies to see Return of the Jedi? check. yep, I was a total badass!

oomph. said...

i know i was a hug dork...but i seriously draw a blank on a good chunk of my childhood. gawd, was it THAT baad?!

cool skirt. i just got something similar first ever sort of midi.

What's the next line? Help write the story!

Anonymous said...

Oh wow, great, i can tell you I STILL have the wish to get a pie in my face at my birtday. I never dared but I really want to feel how it is to get covered with cream and cake! I always thought I was the only one with this silly wish but i was surprised to read about your wish! Maybe we can do it together!(LOL) I you like contact me Kind regards ( and I hope our wish will be true one day) Sandra e-mail: