Tuesday, November 8, 2011

WWD: In the Toilet

Have you grown apprehensive yet when reading my post titles, wondering how they're going to relate to whatever I'm writing? You should. Consider the turn of events in Casa BlahBlah Monday night.

The Hubs and I get home at the same time, and Scarlett immediately takes his cell phone to play with - NEVER a good idea in my opinion, for several reasons.

A) Let's start out by stating the obvious: she's THREE. She doesn't need to play with a cell phone. Durrrr....
B) If one guy has it, they ALL want it, and fair is fair, right?
Maybe to some people, but to a 3-year old, not so much. So Scarlett takes her turn, then said phone is bequeathed to Simon, who fiddles with it until he's bored, all the while Gavin is whining, MY turn! MY turn!
So what's a toddler to do when one's whiny brother wants something that you don't want to give him?
Why, drop it in the toilet, of course. Preferably whilst said brother is standing there peeing in it. True story. Don't hate me because my life is glamorous.

Jacket: Vintage, gifted
Shirt: JC Penny
Pants: ???
Boots: Thrifted
Jurreys: World Market, F21

Merci,
Shan

8 comments:

Liv said...

And here I was worried you were taking me somewhere scatological...
Nwevertheless I always cringe when I see a small child being given an expensive piece of electronics to play with. What's wrong with a nice Hot Wheels? A My Little Pony? A Glo-Worm even? (In my world the 80s never really ended).

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Paula said...

Oh my... never a dull moment with the trips around! And here I was complaining at home because Aidan was tossing his goldfish into the toilet and using them as target practice. And love the boots!

StyleIDnet said...

I want that jacket!! is so perfect. Very Chic <3

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skippysays said...

really? that's amazing. i wish i could drop someone in the toilet every time they annoyed me :) absolutely LOVE your jacket!
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skippysays said...

really? that's amazing. i wish i could drop someone in the toilet every time they annoyed me :) absolutely LOVE your jacket!
www.saysskippy.blogspot.com

MerciBlahBlah said...

Oooooh - scatalogical - THAT'S fun to say!!!

Paula - ahhh, if we ONLY threw goldfish in the toilet....

Style - THANK you! I was lucky enough to have someone who I met online give it to me several years ago. I forgot about it until this weekend. I love it too!

Skippy - why THANKS!

Amy Moore said...

I'm coming to your house and stealing that jacket...sorry in advance!

A

oomph. said...

oh no...not the phone in toilet?!!? i keep my phone FAR FAR away from the boy! great jacket/boot combo here...very fall-ish.

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