Monday, October 10, 2011

WWD: The School of Tyra

In honor of that greatest of television institutions, ANTM, I thought I would model my favorite Tyraisms:

1. The broken down doll:

(I also call this look "Ode to The Ring...")

2. Posing for a men's mag:

(aka Stick-ah Outta Da Bewb-ah)

3. Posing for a women's mag:

(or the "Why Didn't I Take More Calcium Supplements in my life?")

4. Am I smizing???!!!! Smize, dammit, SMIZE LIKE THE WIND!!!!

(aka The Crazy Eyes)

5. The Tooch: 

(aka The Stick-ah Outta Da Bootaaay)

Stay tuned for tomorrow's episode, Shannan and The Hubs Skip To The Lou to Hang With Amy Bo Bamy Before She Moves to Boston...Booooo...

Dress: Vicky's Secret, via etsy
Necklace: Vintage, eBay
Shoes: You know....
Earrings: F21



The Girlie Blog said...

You made me laugh. Great post!

oomph. said...

i thought you were just shortening victoria's secret...but it really is vicky's secret! is the dress brown or purple? looks a little purple in the closeups :) either way, fabulous! that huge necklace is perfect.

You're Invited: fall in love with mark.

Peetzi Jen said...

STARING at necklace...again!

That dress is yummy as well!!

Julie said...

this post just made my life. dyyying! you are hilarious. also, i'm woefully behind in "my blogs" (like "my soaps" but for the internet age), and am catching up on yours now. cheers!