Thing 1: My sweater - which is awesome - is one of the things that Amy gave me on our weekend to The Lou last week. I love it.
Thing 2: It was better in theory (or maybe actually in person) with these shorts than in photos. I think the brocade pattern is more subtle in real life. Hence, I don't love it as much in these photos as I did in reality.
"I always thought Kyle was a phony with vast bitch reserves under those flaccid jowls and arms, but last night she proved herself to be nothing more than a used condom filled with bitch jam and tied off at the top and covered with rhinestones and a thin veneer of spray tan."
Comment from Gawker's recap
"...used condom filled with bitch jam and tied off at the top and covered with rhinestones and a thin veneer of spray tan..." category.
But if it does, at least I still have a thin veneer of spray tan left, at least when these photos were taken, and really, isn't that all that REALLY matters?
Nothing but the hard hitting stuff here on MBB, folks. Have a good one, yo.
Sweater: Nine West, thrifted and gifted
Shorts: The Limited
Boots: Lauren Conrad for Kohl's
Ring, Earrings and Necklace: F21, gifted (fanks, Ames)