Ya'll, Imma tell you about my uh-maz-ing find at the thrift store last week, and then we're going to talk about this:
First things first: Boots? Hello, $4.49 leatha cowboy boots. How'd ya like to come home with me?
You would? Great. That makes two of us.
Okay, now that we got THAT outta the way, back to ANTM.
Look, I like a Pink's hotdog as much as the next guy, but they straight up jumped the shark with that photo shoot.
I don't want to see the ANTM all stars fellating a hot dog, for the love of Andre Leon Talley.
Call me qwazy.
Typically I think the ANTM shoots are pretty cool, but this one? Was akin to having the Project Runway designers design an outfit for women walking the runway on stilts. Oh, guess what next week's ANTM challenge is...photo shoot while walking on stilts. SEE??? Jumped. The. Shark.
But not let's talk about Nigel's hair, shall we? This was definitely a case where said hair was best left to the imagination, cuz the reality? Looked like a doofus.
My loins have always burned for Nigel, but seeing him with hair totally put out those fires. Seriously. It was like a bad wig, and I mean BAD.
I have chosen to refocus my loins on this guy:
Dolvett Quince, the new trainer on Biggest Loser. Guh.....Ahhhhh...homina homina...but don't let my eloquent words sway you. Let you peepers do the peeping...
Yup. He looks good in clothes, too. I mean. COME ON.
On that note, I will leave you to your day. I will also leave you with the Winner Winner Chicken Dinner of the 40 Love audiobooks giveaway. I hereby bequeath to you one hee-larious audiobook with minimal bite marks on the cover:
My girl Jen at Peetzi Designs. Hollaaaaa, mama!!! Drop me a line with your address, and I'll get your pressie in the mail.
Dress: TJ Maxx
Necklace and Earrings: World Market
Belt as Bracelet: Target
Other bracelet: Friend