Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Dear Threadsence and Nasty Gal,

I will pimp your wares like a man named Silky Smoove wearing a purple fedora with a feather in it and a patchwork leather jacket pimps his number one lady Foxy Lovejuice in a bad 1975 made-for-TV-movie of the week. Just hit me up on the bat phone and we'll figure out the details. You can start by courtesy-of-ing me with any of the following:
Lace dress? Hells yes.

I would cut a bitch for these shoes.


Sweater? Build a bridge and get the eff over yourself.


Yes to the Yes power of YES.

Apparently I need some ripped up knitwear in my life.

You know where I'd like to see this tank? On the floor next to my bed.

I don't know why I love this, but I do. Lord knows, I do.

Farrah Flares are MAJORly cool. Get it? Farrah? Fawcett? MAJORS????

Sam Edelman, your shoes are so cool they piss me off.

I think that's enough, don't you? Ball's in your court, Threadsence and Nasty Gal. Let's do this.


Have you signed up yet for the audiobook giveaway? What the hell are you waiting for? DO IT.

Work Out With Me


this free bird said...

grey shoes? Um YES PLEASE!

shirt next to your bed? DIES LAUGHING

Emmett Katherine said...

I think the moral of this post is I should goto ASAP? Also I order a pair of boots very similar to those Sam edelmans and they are backorderes until OCT 22!!! I ordered them in august!

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