I will pimp your wares like a man named Silky Smoove wearing a purple fedora with a feather in it and a patchwork leather jacket pimps his number one lady Foxy Lovejuice in a bad 1975 made-for-TV-movie of the week. Just hit me up on the bat phone and we'll figure out the details. You can start by courtesy-of-ing me with any of the following:
Lace dress? Hells yes.
I would cut a bitch for these shoes.
Featherriffic.
I would cut a bitch for these shoes.
Featherriffic.
Sweater? Build a bridge and get the eff over yourself.
Um, YES PLEASE.
Yes to the Yes power of YES.
Apparently I need some ripped up knitwear in my life.
You know where I'd like to see this tank? On the floor next to my bed.
I don't know why I love this, but I do. Lord knows, I do.
Farrah Flares are MAJORly cool. Get it? Farrah? Fawcett? MAJORS????
Sam Edelman, your shoes are so cool they piss me off.
I think that's enough, don't you? Ball's in your court, Threadsence and Nasty Gal. Let's do this.
Yes to the Yes power of YES.
Apparently I need some ripped up knitwear in my life.
You know where I'd like to see this tank? On the floor next to my bed.
I don't know why I love this, but I do. Lord knows, I do.
Farrah Flares are MAJORly cool. Get it? Farrah? Fawcett? MAJORS????
Sam Edelman, your shoes are so cool they piss me off.
I think that's enough, don't you? Ball's in your court, Threadsence and Nasty Gal. Let's do this.
Merci,
2 comments:
grey shoes? Um YES PLEASE!
shirt next to your bed? DIES LAUGHING
I think the moral of this post is I should goto threadsense.com ASAP? Also I order a pair of boots very similar to those Sam edelmans and they are backorderes until OCT 22!!! I ordered them in august!
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