Lookit little Selena Gomez there, cute as a bug in a rug. Adorably messy hair? Check. Minimal yet perfect makeup? Check. Leisure Suit Chic? Check check.
Anyhoozle, enough talk about what I did with my hurr. Let's talk instead about whether anyone else saw that Lifetime movie that was on twelvity five years ago with Valerie Bertinelli where she slowly went koo-koo for Koko Puff's, starting with shorting out her computer at work by slowing dripping Coke from a straw onto the keyboard until the thing fried. And, and annnd thennnn????? She bought a bunch of meat and let it rot in her fridge.
I was going to google to find it, but bitch's IMDb page is WAY too long. It maaay be Murder of Innocence, for those of you playing at home. Anyone else seen it? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?????
See, it's these hard-hitting kinds of posts that I am POSITIVE keep readers coming back, ammiright?
I am nothing if not humble. Okay, enough of this mumbo jumbo. It's 9 p.m. and I need to go put my feet up and watch a lil Intervention.
You can find it here.