Wednesday, July 13, 2011

WWD: Badass Mutha

It's pretty hard not to look like a badass mothertrucker when one is standing next to a fluffy purple French poodle. Miss Cleo was standing at attention in the kitchen when I went in to take my morning constitutional - I mean PHOTOS - so I thought she might enjoy seeing what the blogger lifestyle is all about.

She copped attitude off the bat. Look at the way she is sitting juuuust far enough away from  me that she can claim she doesn't know me if her "cool friends" stop over.

Okay, here she was getting into it a little bit. She was all, "do the London bridge pose..."

Awww, how cute. Our profiles match.

Just don't fart while you're up there, okay?

This one is our Danny and Sandy impersonation. BY THE BY, on a completely different yet somewhat related note - has anyone seen the previews for the remake of Footloose? I just don't know how I feel about that.

Look at that little bitch trying to squeeze me out of MY close-up.

Nice saggy butt pants there, Shannan. The shoes look cool though. I mean, they're no fluffy purple French poodle, but they'll do in a pinch.

Jacket: Macy's
Tank: Wal Fart
Pants: T.J. Maxx
Shoes: Vince Camuto
Necklace: Vintage, eBay
Earrings: Ladies night clothing swap
Bracelets: Old Navy
Miss Cleo: Courtesy of Miss Scarlett



Bri said...

loves it ;)

Emmett Katherine said...

Haha what a fun looking photo shoot :) I really like how you've cuffed up your pants. I haven't seen the preview for the new footloose but I'm already doubting if anyone could top Kevin Bacon!

406 Olivia said...

OMG you are the trifecta of cool (funny, smart & beautiful).
I missed you and your fart jokes.



you continue to entertain me and I LOVE it! And your shoes are some hot shizz...NEED! xo

Freelance Shop-A-Holic said...

You rock. I'm stealing this look...
I laughed so hard I about peed my pants.
This made my fever less uncomfortable!!!!

Carly said...

Loving all your turquoise gems and baubles lady...
Hope you have a great week/ plans?

oomph. said...

just LOVE this jacket! i need it. i wanna rock it with my rock tees!

merciblahblah said...

EK - Thank you, and you're right. Much like NO ONE PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER, NO ONE could top Kevin Bacon.

Olivia - YAY! I miss you too. Will try MUCH harder to talk more about farts from now on.

Nicole - thank you, and thank you.

Heather - if you peed your pants, then my job here is done.

Carly - only "hot" plans if you consider it is near 100 degrees where I live. There just aren't that many hot plans with three 3-year olds. Sigh...

Becks - you need one, and I'm STILL waiting to see your near identical look to mine with the black maxi and navajo sleeveless sweater.