Friday, July 29, 2011

Stuff I Would Kiss On the Mouf: Foley + Corinna

Uh, have you SEEN F+C's new fall stuff? Fuggedabout their new stuff, have you seen their old stuff? I'd take any of it (that secret message is to YOU, F+C people who may have stumbled across this blog and want to hand out any free stuff). I'll even make it easier for you. Here's my wish list:

Leather Sleeve Blazer? Who the F@#$K do you think you are?

Bali Hobo Bag????? Get in mah belly.

Listen here, crossbody - I don't care if that is a craptastic photo of you. I will have some fringe in my closet for fall. Oh yes, I WILL.

Mid City Tote: I have coveted this ever since this little lady wore one when I had the good fortune to meet her in Laguna the last time we were there.

Perhaps Hugh Grant sums it up best: Sorry, sorry. I just, ehm, well, this is a very stupid question and... , particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, ehm, eh, I mean obviously not because I guess I've only slept with 9 people, but-but I-I just wondered... ehh. I really feel, ehh, in short, to recap it in a slightly clearer version, eh, the words of David Cassidy in fact, eh, while he was still with the Partridge family, eh, "I think I love you," and eh, I-I just wondered by any chance you wouldn't like to... Eh... Eh... No, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not... Excellent, excellent, fantastic, eh, I was gonna say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb... Better get on... 



Jenny said...

Nice! I've been jonesing for one of the city totes for years now...


I love F+C, but seriously I love you even more. I'm waiting for the day when I read one of your posts and I DON'T spew coffee out of my nose!! Thanks for the laugh!


Noe @ ADELLA AVENUE said...

I've been a long-time fan of the mid-city tote, too. I love it in the blue leathers they've done. The color here, though, is perfection for fall, and I love the subtle texture.

MerciBlahBlah said...

Awwww, my work here is done. If I can make but ONE person spew coffee out their nose? Well, I've accomplished something.


this free bird said...

Okay I don't know where you come up with this stuff, but please don't stop. I about peed my pants and girl I needed it. Now about the mid-city tote. If I see a sale (and sometimes I do) I will fwd to you STAT. The bag never wears out and you neeeeeeed one.


Emmett Katherine said...

I second the Hell yeah to the first dress! Great taste. Hagan lets cross our fingers that the F+C people stumble across your blog and send you some lovely wears and duplicatesir a blog giveaway! Lol! Really great picks.