Uh, have you SEEN F+C's new fall stuff? Fuggedabout their new stuff, have you seen their old stuff? I'd take any of it (that secret message is to YOU, F+C people who may have stumbled across this blog and want to hand out any free stuff). I'll even make it easier for you. Here's my wish list:
Paisley Paillette Dress? Hells. Yes.
Leather Sleeve Blazer? Who the F@#$K do you think you are?
Bali Hobo Bag????? Get in mah belly.
Listen here, crossbody - I don't care if that is a craptastic photo of you. I will have some fringe in my closet for fall. Oh yes, I WILL.
Mid City Tote: I have coveted this ever since this little lady wore one when I had the good fortune to meet her in Laguna the last time we were there.
Perhaps Hugh Grant sums it up best: Sorry, sorry. I just, ehm, well, this is a very stupid question and... , particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, ehm, eh, I mean obviously not because I guess I've only slept with 9 people, but-but I-I just wondered... ehh. I really feel, ehh, in short, to recap it in a slightly clearer version, eh, the words of David Cassidy in fact, eh, while he was still with the Partridge family, eh, "I think I love you," and eh, I-I just wondered by any chance you wouldn't like to... Eh... Eh... No, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not... Excellent, excellent, fantastic, eh, I was gonna say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb... Better get on...
F+C People - I THINK YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.