Get it? Cuz I'm standing with one leg up like a flamingo????? Come ON. Man, I feel like I have sucked lately. Like I'm phoning it in, only I don't mean to. I really love blogging, but some days/weeks/months it's like my funny bone just plum fell out or something.
Don't think I wouldn't get it if I were to ever hit the lottery. It's the first thing I would spend it on, just behind college funds times three, new home for the 'rents, winter home in Laguna, and a Chi flat iron.
What??? I just can't justify spending $100+ on hair tools at this point in my life.
Tis the reason why some days my entire ensemble is courtesy of Target or F21. And by courtesy I mean "courtesy of Shannan's wallet via Target or F21." Come ON, Target and F21 - Lord knows I have pimped you out a BEJILLION times. Can you pony up SOMETHING for the free advertising????
And while I'm asking, how about you, Christian Louboutin? I have always wanted a pair of leopard print Loubs. Hey - add those to the lottery list above.
And let's throw in Balenciaga, Burberry, and Lanvin while we're at it. Oh, who the hell are we kidding? I'm not picky. I'd take free stuff from Dickies or Carhartt if they offered.