A) It's been so long that I am shocked that I remembered the log in password to the blog and so long that anyone new around here is all "Why is Shan posting to herself as this 'Amy' person?"
B) I had to pop in and wish you a very happy birthday. I hope your year is as amazing as you are. I loves you.
C) I also hope that your new bangin' tummy tuck body doesn't turn you into a Real Housewive. If you start shopping exclusively at Cache and start going on and on about how many tricked out minivans you have, then we're gonna have to have a sitsies and chat.
D) I'm still waiting for a wishlist from you. Chop chop. It's that or I call your mom and have her pick up something from me while she's out.
E) If you were never born, you'd have never had the pleasure of my company. Thank you for being born.
F) You know I love you more than tuna noodle casserole. What you may not know is that I also love you more than sweet potatoes. I KNOW. That much! And I don't care who knows it. If I had a mountaintop or a fountain handy I would scream it for all to hear. True story.
Happy, happy birthday to you! Come see me. We'll find that goat cheese apple milkshake place in town I emailed you.
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