Monday, June 6, 2011

Open Letter To Shan On Your Birfday!

Dear Shan,

A) It's been so long that I am shocked that I remembered the log in password to the blog and so long that anyone new around here is all "Why is Shan posting to herself as this 'Amy' person?"
B) I had to pop in and wish you a very happy birthday. I hope your year is as amazing as you are. I loves you.
C) I also hope that your new bangin' tummy tuck body doesn't turn you into a Real Housewive. If you start shopping exclusively at Cache and start going on and on about how many tricked out minivans you have, then we're gonna have to have a sitsies and chat.
D) I'm still waiting for a wishlist from you. Chop chop. It's that or I call your mom and have her pick up something from me while she's out.
E) If you were never born, you'd have never had the pleasure of my company. Thank you for being born.
F) You know I love you more than tuna noodle casserole. What you may not know is that I also love you more than sweet potatoes. I KNOW. That much! And I don't care who knows it. If I had a mountaintop or a fountain handy I would scream it for all to hear. True story.

Happy, happy birthday to you! Come see me. We'll find that goat cheese apple milkshake place in town I emailed you.



MerciBlahBlah said...

Awwwwwww - FANK YOU!!!! I think you know me well enough to know that item C above was my favorite. Speaking of Cache and Chico's and the like, this weekend I was at a garage sale - YES I SAID GARAGE SALE - and some lady had an entire rack of Chico's clothing hanging there and had her tired old faded out Chico's wear priced at $10 and $15. I about fell over dead from the sheer idiocy of it.


406 Olivia said...

Happy happy birthday! Today's your special day! Happy happy birthday, we're glad you came our way! Happy happy birthday! May all your dreams come true! Happy happy birthday, from all of us to you!

(sung obnoxiously loud accompanied by clapping a la Red Lobster, et al)


Paula said...

Happy Birthday!

this free bird said...


Brassy said...

Happy Burfday Mamacita!!!

Hd I known I would have sent a generic Hummel Figurine greeting card with a four leaf clover and a one dollar bill in it---just like my great-grandmother used to send me!

Strange? Yes. Random? Yes. True? Completely.

Best. Gift. Ever.

Hope you day was filled with lots of love, luck and just little bit of fun money!

Peetzi Jen said...

Happy happy birfday, little lady!! Hope you enjoyed yourself and celebrated the day away.


Jenny said...

Happy, happy Birthday (a little late)! Hope you had a wonderful day!!! xoxo

MerciBlahBlah said...

Awwww, ya'll are too kind! Thanks belatedly for the birfday wishes!