For those of you playing at home, you can fill in the answers to the question above with the words "pooped" and "the sink." I WISH I was lyin. Apparently, the boyz in the hood thought it would be appropriate? funny? the right place to do it? when they climbed up into the sink in their room last night to drop a deuce.
Granted, we are using ye olde "you get one M&M if you go number one in the potty, and two M&Ms if you go number two," so on most days, Simon especially will jump on the toilet, grunt and strain and grab the sides of the bowl for leverage and squeeze out a turdlet that is about the size of an M&M. We have tried to put a stop to that by just giving him one M&M based on size (am I REALLY blogging about this today????), but some days it just isn't worth the fight. Way to be consistent, mom and dad.
Well, last night when The Hubs was putting them to bed, he came downstairs quickly, and I asked, "Are they already in bed?!" incredulously, because typically the process takes approximately 48 minutes, with no less than three visits back upstairs from The Hubs or me to tell them to knock it off, lay down, be quiet and go to sleep.
"NO!" The Hubs shouted. It was then I noticed the vein throbbing in his forehead. "THEY POOPED IN THE SINK!!!" I said, "What? The? Eff?" and he said, "The boys. Climbed up into the sink together and pooped." He was shaking a little as he said it, so I headed up, where they had crawled under their beds to hide.
"SIMON AND GAVIN - GET OUT FROM UNDER YOUR BEDS NOOOOOW!" I shouted. What can I say? I'm a shouter in situations like this. "YOU DO NOT POOP IN THE SINK! YOU ONLY POOP IN THE TOILET! YOU ARE LUCKY DADDY DID NOT SPANK YOUR HEINIES!" The Hubs walked back in at that point with more cleaning supplies. "I did spank them."
DOH! I thought - The Hubs is always Good Cop in the house - he was WAY pissed.
At that point I left The Situation Room, let The Hubs finish up. Normally I would've stayed up to help, but yesterday, the first day back at work, had WIPED me out. I was so swollen and bloated I rolled myself back down the stairs to prop my feet up on the couch. Seriously, the swelling after this surgery feels like it did when I was pregnant - hard as a rock. Blech. The Hubs came down a few minutes later. A couple of hours later, after dinner, Modern Family, Cougar Town, and an episode of The Hills, we looked at each other, shook our heads, and said, "IN THE SINK???"
Skirt: F21, old as the hills
Necklaces, Bracelets: F21
Ring: Charming Charlie's