Hear ye! Hear ye! Lords and Ladies of the Real Housewifery - does thee not thinketh thy public shall find out thine alleged duplicity as told to us here and here? And doest thou....oh hells bells, I can't continue in a fake Shakespearean (fakespearean?) accent. Let's get to it.
For Gawd's sake - I'M 41 - please tell me I look younger than that.
Sweet Wind Cries Mary that is SCURRY.
Surrsly - there is something wrong with anyone who can make Slade Smiley look like Prince Charming.
I don't know if ya'll are sucked into the Housewives like I am, but if you are, and like a good recap now and then, well don't expect it here, but you CAN read fabulous recaps from my homegirl Brass Tacks and Silver Charms, or for the male point of view, the equally fabulous Richard Lawson at Gawker.
Pants: Hudson, via clothing swap
Shoes: Steve Madden
Jewelry: F21, Charming Charlie's