Monday, May 23, 2011

WWD: Clean Yo Damn MIRRORS!

This is a short and sweet WWD today that I snapped on my way out the door this weekend. Wore this same outfit to a shower I attended on Saturday, and loved it so much I wore it shopping on Sunday. Nevermind that my mirrors are filthier than filthy. I could clean them everyday (I don't) and within approximately 13 minutes, someone comes by and either puts sticky hands on them or licks them, so I have learned to ignore them unless someone comes over or I take a photo to post so all the interwebs can see how dirty they are.

Plus they are helpful when pulling one's pants up to one's boobs a la Old Man Chic. Thank you Simon for demonstrating.
Not only that, but they allow ya'll to also see how trashed the office is behind me (through a dirty haze, of course).
On an unrelated note, I have now purchased approximately 37 various compression garments to find just the right one. I have the "crotchless binder," of course, the "granny panty up to the boobs" one, the "open on the top and bottom waist cincher corset" one, and now, the "open at the boobs" tank one (wear your own bra! it advertises with exclamation points! perhaps to generate excitement about wearing it).  For the record, I am not excited about wearing ANY of them, least of all one that is open at the boob and makes me feel like a stripper about to go on. Okay, I just totally lied there. I AM excited about wearing that last one.
Shirt: JC Penny
Shorts: The Limited
Shoes: Target
Necklace: Urban Outfitters



406 Olivia said...

A few thoughts:
I want to be your legs when I grow up.
AA totally makes a swimsuit like your stripper compression garment, so it must be hip.
Old man chic--hahahaha
And finally, look at all the lovely moulding in your office! Let's have a house tour, mmmmmmmmmmkay?

Mrs. Kat said...

So my commute home now includes a trip to Target! Blast you and your cute shorts!!

MerciBlahBlah said...

Uh oh....I should probably say that I got those Tear-get shoes a year or so ago, so I don't think they still have them. Yikes.

Well this is awkward, isn't it?


Carly said...

LOVING those shorts girl. I gotta hit up The Limited again soon...I haven't been there in forever...but I usually do well there. I kinda forgot about them...thanks for the reminder.

Jenny said...

I give up - you just come and dress me from now on. I wanna look like this all the time. sigh

Peetzi Jen said...

Uhhhhh LEGS!!! You need to wear these shorts all summer long and show off those gams!