Wednesday, March 9, 2011


Just call me Charlie Sheen. Here are some of my random thoughts, much like one Mr. Carlos Estevez...

Anytime I see or hear the word ambulance, I have to say it three times and mentally clap my hands (if I am somewhere that spontaneous clapping is prohibited), like Eddie Murphy says "Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!" in the Nutty Professor.
True story.
The end.

(Who me, paranoid?)

I may or may not have an alter ego I refer to as "Evil Bunny," who was "created" when I was in collage. Evil Bunny is not pretty.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've often wondered where this comes from, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. Okay - that wasn't really me - it was Jack Handy from SNL.
I'm thinking maybe I should always act like a big darn dork in my photos, cuz I like these WAY better than the regular ones.

(Okay, okaaaaaay - I'll be serious again...)

(SOMEONE is unaware that their shirt is parting like the Red Sea where it is tucked in).

Seriously? I cannot look at this photo without dissolving into fits of giggles. It may be the caption that reeeeallly pushes it over the top for me:

We've got ourselves an old-fashioned cross-off.

Thank you, Awkward Family Photos.

This is not West Side. This is WINNING!!! I would just like to take this opportunity to thank Mr. Charlie Sheen for the past few weeks of video, photos, Access Hollywood interviews, a new appreciation for goddesses, warlocks, trolls, and most importantly, your pearls of wisdom. Charlie, this bud's for you:

Jacket: Macy's
Blouse: F21
Tank: Target
Pants: Old Navy

Shoes: Duh.
Necklace: Vintage, eBay
Rings: F21, Charming Charlie's
Earrings: F21



Full House said...

So I am so out of the loop with the whole Charile Sheen thing but I do know enough to know that he is a bit of a train wreck...unlike you who actually looks very very pretty today.

I really love how you can show off your skills of making budget friendly pieces look a million bucks...I guess that comes from being from the Westside baby..I mean a winner;-)

Kelly said...

Fantastic outfit!! Love the mix of fancy schmancy and casual.

Cracking up over your Carlos Estevez rant - and that poor cross-eyed baby!!


you frickin crack me up! And can you please ship that necklace to me asap? You don't need it right?! Jelly! xx

Jenny said...

Love those pants - swoon!!!

Courtnee said...

Instead of ending our conversations with I love you, the hubs and I have been saying Winning! CAuse you know that's how we roll;)

Loooove the sequins jacket and dyyyyying over that necklace!