Wednesday, March 9, 2011

WWD: WINNING!

Just call me Charlie Sheen. Here are some of my random thoughts, much like one Mr. Carlos Estevez...

Anytime I see or hear the word ambulance, I have to say it three times and mentally clap my hands (if I am somewhere that spontaneous clapping is prohibited), like Eddie Murphy says "Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!" in the Nutty Professor.
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True story.
The end.




(Who me, paranoid?)

I may or may not have an alter ego I refer to as "Evil Bunny," who was "created" when I was in collage. Evil Bunny is not pretty.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've often wondered where this comes from, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. Okay - that wasn't really me - it was Jack Handy from SNL.
I'm thinking maybe I should always act like a big darn dork in my photos, cuz I like these WAY better than the regular ones.

(Okay, okaaaaaay - I'll be serious again...)

(SOMEONE is unaware that their shirt is parting like the Red Sea where it is tucked in).


Seriously? I cannot look at this photo without dissolving into fits of giggles. It may be the caption that reeeeallly pushes it over the top for me:



We've got ourselves an old-fashioned cross-off.

Thank you, Awkward Family Photos.

This is not West Side. This is WINNING!!! I would just like to take this opportunity to thank Mr. Charlie Sheen for the past few weeks of video, photos, Access Hollywood interviews, a new appreciation for goddesses, warlocks, trolls, and most importantly, your pearls of wisdom. Charlie, this bud's for you:


Jacket: Macy's
Blouse: F21
Tank: Target
Pants: Old Navy

Shoes: Duh.
Necklace: Vintage, eBay
Rings: F21, Charming Charlie's
Earrings: F21

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Merci!
Shan

5 comments:

Full House said...

So I am so out of the loop with the whole Charile Sheen thing but I do know enough to know that he is a bit of a train wreck...unlike you who actually looks very very pretty today.

I really love how you can show off your skills of making budget friendly pieces look a million bucks...I guess that comes from being from the Westside baby..I mean a winner;-)

Kelly said...

Fantastic outfit!! Love the mix of fancy schmancy and casual.

Cracking up over your Carlos Estevez rant - and that poor cross-eyed baby!!

FRANKIE HEARTS FASHION said...

you frickin crack me up! And can you please ship that necklace to me asap? You don't need it right?! Jelly! xx

Jenny said...

Love those pants - swoon!!!

Courtnee said...

Instead of ending our conversations with I love you, the hubs and I have been saying Winning! CAuse you know that's how we roll;)


Loooove the sequins jacket and dyyyyying over that necklace!