Monday, March 7, 2011

WWD: Dorkload

You are in luck, because you just hit the motherload of dorky photos. The dorkload, if you will. A few people know I have been inclined to do the robot in the bathroom at work and take photos to document the event, so I decided some kitchen robot pics were in order this morning. Also, having officially set the date for my tummy tuck (April 13, for those of you playing at home), I am a bit freaked out (and by "a bit," I clearly mean "a sh!t ton"...), sooooo I thought taking a few dorky photos might help ease some of my anxiety. Thus, my photos from here to April 13 will either be increasingly dorky or incredibly uptight. Let's taste the rainbow together, shall we?

The funny thing is, I NEVER have to use red eye correct on my photos, except for these first two robot photos. COINCIDENCE???? Incidentally, coincidence spelled with a J is "JOEincidence." Thank you Phoebe from Friends a la 1990-something.

Apparently this is the exact moment I morphed from Robot to Mr. Belvedere.

Oh hey, look at that, some normal photos. How did THOSE get in there?

Smize, dammit - SMIZE!!!!

Can you tell I went darker with my hurr again? Well it's true, so HMMMMPFH. I don't know whether or not I like it. The effect I use in Picnik makes it look even darker, and I actually wish it looked a bit more like these photos. It's just a weeee bit lighter, but I think I need a bit of a coppery highlight or something. 

Okay, I think we've seen enough. Move along, folks. Nothing more to see here. Have a great Monday, homies!
Jacket: Tahari, from Amy Bo Bamy
Tee: Target

Pants: T.J. Maxx
Shoes: Do I REALLY have to tell you again?
Snake necklace: Charming Charlie's

Cobweb necklace: ASOS
Scarf: The Gap, many mooooons ago


Carly said...

love those TJ Maxx pants....great menswear look!
and your robot is inspirational!

StyleID said...

My eyes went straight to the shoes.... Love the way the pants 'sit' over them.
Pictures are so fun! :)

SGM said...

This made my day. Domo origato!

I *did* notice you darkened your hair. Beautiful, Shans. Oh, and will you do some before and after pics of the tummy tuck? Pleeeeeease?

Marie a la Mode said...

LOL Nothing like some robo moves to brighten someone's day ; ) Oh and yes, could we see before and after photos of your tummy tuck? I'm so curious!

And FABULOUS shoes!!

MerciBlahBlah said...

Carly and Style - thanks mucho, ladieth! I AND my pants appreciate it.

Emily and Marie - I doooo plan to taking some before/after photos for zee blog. Just make sure there are no young children present when I finally post, as I would hate to be the cause of any lifelong phobias about saggy skin. I'm sure by the time the 13th gets here, I will be a total spaz and you will be thinking - SHUT UP about it already! Just bear with me....


Jenny said...

Your hair is adorable and doggone it my 2 1/2 year old will bust out the robot and it is high-larious!

Yay for the tummy tuck!!!! Can't wait to see the results!!!


You always manage to thoroughly entertain me! Love it. Your hair looks fab and so does the scarf with that get up! xoxo

I Live For It said...

That necklace is rad!!! Loving it!

I Live For It

Xx. Jewls and Liza

Courtnee said...

seriously, the hair looks fab!!

yay for the tuck!! the only reason i'm looking forward to the big 4-0 is because i'm getting a little lift(boobs) and tuck(tummy)!

GiGi said...

i would like a life size of photo #1 for me living room, please.

heidiluxe said...

love this. where do you come up with it? must be sleep deprivation.
and i second gigi- you could open an etsy shop with all your photos. i would buy some.

Freelance Shop-A-Holic said...


Awesome post!