Good Lord have mercy, it has been WAAAY too long since we did a joint post here at MBB. We are happy to present to you "Stuff We Do In Private," aka - our e-mail from yesterday. Some of you may find portions of this repulsive, and some of you may, like Amy and I, find it slap your knee funny. This material may be inappropriate for children, small farm animals, smokers, non-smokers, and your grandma. If you are pregnant or nursing, please check with your doctor before continuing.
SHAN: I have two more in my closet that I need to configure for spring. It IS rather like wearing pajamas to work.
AMY: Yay. You look cutes. I know. I need to play with two printed ones I have as well. Could not BE more comfortable. I just made up a new breakfast and it’s tasty. Brown rice cake, almond butter, smushed up banana and a pinch of salt. The end.
AMY: Can you tell I am trying to write a Brown Rice Cake + (XXX) = Good If You Aren’t Eating Bread/Gluten Cookbook over hurr? Brown rice cake + fakeamole (some avocado with a smidge of salsa and fresh cilantro) + roasted turkey = good. I will say it helps if you like rice cakes.
SHAN: Maybe you can steal some ideas from Jerry Seinfeld's wife and then publish a cookbook. You've got a helluva start. I doooo like a lil rice cake now and then, as a matter of fact, just like I like a lil Brit-Brit now and then. Which I'm listening to now on my Jango station RIFE with Britney, Christina, JT, Rhianna and Pink.
SHAN: YAY - Funny Amy is back today!! Not that you're not always funny, but you have just been more Subdued Funny Amy lately.
Xtina - ugh. How often do you check Project Rungay? They have some pics of her up today. Sad. She is bloated and cheap and old looking. The thing is, when she wears minimal makeup, she looks SO much younger and really soft and pretty. She needs to let go of the harsh red lipstick and leave it to Gwen Stefani, who CAN pull it off.
AMY: I’m trying. The sun is out. That helps. I have to bide my time until I can get into the Psych on the 31st. The Psych who is THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS for the initial consult and TWO HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLARS an hour after that. That is not in any insurance network. I mean, REALLY!?!? Out of network will cover 40% of it but DANG…she spendy. I want to go to her though b/c my friend highly, highly recommends her and she’s helped walk my friend through similar stuff.
I check PR a few times a week. She is sad. She needs some therapies and to quit hiding behind that makeup.
AMY: Yep. We’ll pay 60% of that. I also bought a book on depression that should arrive today. Has practical steps to take that is highly recommended. Looking forward to reading it…which is saying a lot when I have a migraine all the live long day. Most is stuff that you already know but supposedly it is spelled out in such a practical way that it helps reinforce it and give you an action plan.
Speaking of Englebert Humperdink, have you watched BL yet? I need to discuss.
Okay, can we just agree that Marci is one of our fave BL people EVER? EVVVVVVERRRRRR? Not only is her daughter the most amazing of amazing, but she is awesome. Love.Her. And, until Irene had to vote last night, I thought she was a mute. Helen Keller says what? She might be the most under-featured BL player ever. Where is her heart-wrenching story? Did I miss something or what?.
AMY: Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me. I live in a world where the Biggest Loser contestants of lore need no formal introduction. Come along for the ride.
Pants: Hudson, Clothing Swap
Shoes: la la la la laaaaa
Necklaces: Urban Outfitters, mom's vintage
Ring: Rachel Roy
Jacket: Vintage resale
Shan and Ames