I saw Jessie J on SNL last weekend. I had never heard of her before Saturday, and she is frigging perfection, from head to toe. She's got a Gwen Stefani-esque, sexy cartoon, retro throwback vibe, blue-black bob, and legs that look like they are taller than me. Sick and wrong. Her voice is a f***ing revelation. I have not been this excited about hearing someone new to me since Susan Tedeschi years ago, doing her rendition of Led Zepplin's Rock & Roll with Double Trouble. Enjoy.