Friday, February 11, 2011

TSAR: Best and Worst

Yup, it's time for another edition of That Sh!t Ain't Right, Best and Worst. Lesstart with the best, shall we?
That Sh!t Ain't Right - BEST:

Hello, Monkeyface! I am sorry, but any blog whose blogger monkeys out their face in every photo is DEFINITELY high on the TSAR - Best of list. Who'd have thunk? Not only is home slice's wardrobe sick and wrong, but please note that she also changes her monkeyface's expression in each photo. To add insult to injury, she is HIIIII-larious. Way to make the rest of us look bad, Monkeyface. That sh!t ain't right.
That Sh!t Ain't Right - Worst:

I don't know if the workers at the Subway I just came from were all completely hearing impaired or stoned, but I was literally YELLING my order at them. I said "everything but onions, green peppers and jalapenos," and what did they put on? Onions, green peppers and jalapenos. While she was putting on the onions I was all, "no onions. no onions. No Onions. NO ONIONS!!!!" and literally banging on the glass shield. Same with the peppers. When she got to the end, she hadn't put the pickles on yet and was moving on, and I was all, "pickles pickles pickles Pickles PICKLES PICKLES PICKLES FOR THE LOVEAHCHRIST!!!"

Good Lord, Subway, spring for some hearing aids for your employees. Or a little less doobage. You're harshing my mellow.

That sh!t ain't right.




Yay!! I'm freaking out over here! I AM awesome, aren't I?! Ok don't take it back now. I can play humble.

Kelly said...

That is so funny! I just realized there are different expressions on the monkey mask!

So sorry about your sammy - you're right, that sh!t ain't right!