Friday, January 28, 2011

TSAR: Best and Worst

I had a brainstorm for a new feature here at MBB - it's called That Sh!t Ain't Right (TSAR): Best vs. Worst. Come with meeeee and we'll beeeee in a worlllld of pure imaginaaaation - I think you'll catch my drift soon enough....
That Sh!t Ain't Right - BEST:

Matthew Williamson Pre-Fall 2011...Peacock, Fur AND Sequins?!!! Phat, Dope, SICK AND WRONG. That sh!t ain't right.

Alice + Olivia Pre Fall 2011...Giant Flares AND Giant Cuffs? That sh!t ain't right...
That Sh!t Ain't Right - Worst:

I am 41. If Camille Grammer is 42, then I am Queen Elizabeth. That sh!t ain't right.

And speaking of the "real" housewives, I am allll for plastic surgery if it makes you feel better, but when your lips start resembling deflated balloons, it may be time to rethink. And, and, annnnnd, I have liked Taylor Armstrong through this entire season of Housewives, until the last few episodes, when her backstabbery and bitchiness truly came through. That sh!t ain't right.

What - you haven't entered the giveaway yet? What da HAIL are you waiting on?!!!



Marissa said...

thank you!! you have me at my desk laughing way to hard. seriously TSAR about camille all the way.

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Leslie said...

Thanks for your comment on my ass kicking story. There is much more to the story...but I don't think my readers could handle it!!!! :)

Jenny said...

Swoon, so much inspiration!

Every time I see Taylor I think of that line from "Caddyshack" - "The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it." (I often quote Caddyshack - and Anchorman - sad, but true) As for Camille, she's NOT right, I mean Kelsey did her major wrong, but it's really hard to feel sorry for such a loony tune. BTW, random fact about me - Kelsey Grammar follows me on Twitter. I'm just as shocked as you...

Beth said...

LOVE, love, LOVE this new feature at MBB!!!

Kelly said...

HAHAHA!! I am cracking up over this - hope you make it a weekly thing!

MerciBlahBlah said...

Yay! Glad you all like the new feature. Crap. Now that means I have to keep it up...

Jenny - WHAT???? You are a celebrity yourself, if the Beloved Kelsey Grammer, Television's Frasier, follows you!