First things first, DO NOT spoil Project Runway for me. I haven't seen the end of it yet.
Secondly, DO NOT look too closely at my hurr. I was supposed to get it done a coupla weeks ago and had to reschedule, so my roots are S-C-A-R-Y. It's a good thing my appointment is tomorrow, cuz I'm fresh out of Moroccan Oil. That is cutting things waaaay too close, if you ask me.
Now that we got THOSE items out of the way, let's talk about me. Wait, that didn't come out right. Let's talk about me and my shadow? Me, myself and I? No no no no nooooo, let's talk about sex, bay-beeeee. KIDDING! Sometimes I like to morph into Salt n Pepa. I'm morph-tastic like dat. I'm also quite humble.