Hey kids, stoke the fire, grab the marshmallows, pull up a stump, and listen to some of the spookiest stories you ever heard, sure to scare the bejaysus out of anyone...
Once upon a time there was a woman who had three little children, two of whom, two boys, were somewhat "challenging," and by "challenging," I clearly mean "hellions." One day, the two boys decided they NEEEEEVVER wanted to wear their diapers again, so they began removing them whenever possible, no matter what was in them.
(are you scared yet? you should be...)