Okay, I'm not REALLY a cigarette girl, I just felt like one of those old timey girls who sold cigarettes in their short sequin skirts and French Maid's bib. In fact, that title may be the least apropos I've had yet. I have only smoked a cigarette once in my life, and it was disgusting. I DID smoke a doobie once (tee hee...I think the word doobie is funny) but, while not disgusting, it didn't have the desired effect on me, but that could be because prior to smoking said doobage, I had drunk an entire bottle of wine by myself, so that after smoking, I promptly threw up. As far as the pukes go, howevs, it was not an entirely unpleasant experience. Huh, maybe the doob DID have some kind of effect on me after all.
Sequin skirt: F21
Earrings that keep falling out of my head: F21