Call me Lindsey Lohan, if you will, but I feel better with a little color on. Oh, not on my clothing - I know I'm wearing The Mother Of All Neutrals today, on my skin. Surrsly, dudes - I have been feeling pasty and GROSS, so this morning I put on a lil of my self tanner and WONDER OF WONDERS - I immediately felt mo bettah. It doesn't hurt that I'm wearing a new 6 dollah to make you hollah dress from the clearance rack at Tar-jay (scored when I went in to find The Tucker for Target Navy Blue Diamond Pattern Dress FINALLY). Wheeee!!!!
Anyhoozle - I thought this lil khaki number would be a good easy peasy dress for fall or spring (it's spaghetti strap all up under the jacket), and I heart the tulipy pleating on the skirt. Thought it would look divoooone paired with my God knows how old 6 dollah to make you hollah military jacket from Old Navy that I also elll-ohhh-veeee-eeeeee.
Well hello there, toy binoculars that are in the way of my photo taking. You will make a good prop for zis outfit.
For reals - was it necessary to remove your poopy diaper three times on Saturday, or do you just have some burning desire to have me scrub crusted poop from your legs, change the sheets, and pick up turds from the floor all the live long day?
THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME.
Get it together.