Monday, September 13, 2010

Mother Tucker

You know what I love? Molasses. I loooooove molasses in the fall. On tooooast. Yum. I also love my new favorite breakfast: oatmeal with mascarpone cheese, and apples sauteed in butter, brown sugar and cinnamon. Y.U.M. Other things I love? This guy:

The Hubs and I are talking about getting tickets to see him at a local comedy festival in a few weeks. MAN OH MAN, I loves me some Jason Sudeikis. What ELSE do you love, Shannan, you are asking yourself? Well, I love these Halloween costumes for the kiddos:




GARDEN GNOMES. Rest assured I will post pics of The Trips in them. Fear not.
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You know what I do NOT love? Running all over tarnation yesterday to find a Target with the effing Tucker for Target line. That I do NOT love. And then, when I finally found one? It DID NOT HAVE THE ENTIRE LINE, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE NAVY BLUE DIAMOND PATTERN DRESS. Gah! I shake my fist at you, Target!!! This means I have to find ANOTHER one in the area today to see if I can try it on before it goes buy-bye. I did end up with this blouse, which I love, and whose colors look magnificent on me, if I say so myself.

But where are those pants from, Shannan?

Those old things? Well, they're Dickies from K Mart many moons ago. Das right. I said DICKIES.

And your urrings? World Market, beyotch.

Belt? Hell if I remember.



Shoesies woozies? Naughty Monkey, you naughty monkeys.
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And with that, I bid you adieu.
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EDIT: One more thing I love? This status that I read on Facebook, about a friend's daughter Amanda(who is 4): Some of Amanda's comments to Tim while they were building a storage cubicle together: "daddy, I'm a really good screwer;" "daddy, I really like to screw;" "daddy, I'm going to be the best screwer ever, right?" "oops, I tooted, I shouldn't do that while I'm screwing."
Just keep her off the pole, Gretchen. Keep her off the pole...
Merci,
Shannan

6 comments:

Dobbygirl said...

I got that same shirt! Yay! Adore the shoes!

Liv said...

Super pretty shirt. Alas, I live in a Targetless region... *sigh*
Great shoes too!
And between the garden gnomes and the FB status I have a big stupid smile on my face now. (Which is quyite the miracle on a Monday morning!) :-)

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Peetzi Jen said...

AYEEEEEE!! I did the same thing yesterday and NOBODY in my neck of the woods had a single Tucker in stock. How is that possible on the day the line is released? I ended up ordering a few pieces online and I'm praying they fit. How completely annoying!! And they didn't have your top at all. Curse you Target!!

Hehe...you said screw.

merciblahblah said...

Jen - I went back to my closest Target today and they had almost all of the stuff out. Uhhhh, hello Target workers - you couldn't have told me yesterday when I was there that you would get it?

I DID get the blue diamond dress. Wheeeee!!!!!

Shan

this free bird said...

omg you're rocking that top. it looks awesome on you...sucked on me!! i did get that diamond dress, but it's kinda got a navajo feel. not so sure it'll be staying put. how about the boucle??? i about wet myself right on the shoes of one of the attackers!!

xoxo,
carrie

406 Olivia said...

Did you see Eboni's post today? She has that shirt too!

Check it out here