Friday, August 6, 2010

Stuff We Would Kiss On the Mouf: My BFF

I know Courtney Cox "claims" to be BFFs with Jen, but really, Jen and I have been tight since those nights she called me up crying after her breakup with BP (not to be confused with the oil spill, though they BOTH have been pretty greasy in my humble opinion). Courtney just keeps hanging on, trying to worm her way in, but Court, was it YOU and Jen who made prank phone calls to Angelina at 2 a.m. asking if her refrigerator was running, or if she had Prince Albert in a can? I don't THINK soooooo.
I like you Courtney, I really do, but more in an "I feel sorry for you kind of way," the way I did for Danielle Ford in the third grade when she tried to weasel her way between Kim Moore and me. Sad, just sad.
Anyhoozle, I've said all that to say this - I think the above photo shoot of Jen, which was MY suggestion to have her do the Barbra Streisand thing, turned out GENIUS. She looks better than she has ever looked, espesh in that first photo. Love. It.
Jen - Love Ya Like Tuna Noodle Casserole - BFFs 4EVA.
Um, excuse me. YOUR BFF? Really? Interesting. That's not what she tells me when we do yoga together. Daily. Every day. We do yoga together every day. Suck it.
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Staley Mc said...

You are too funny!! These pictures are gorgeous! Hope you have a lovely weekend!

FortyNotOut said...

Tsk.... Jen told me I was her BFF.. she is utterly traitorous! It therefore pains me to admit how great she looks in these pics.. xx