I mean, I don't know many people who would look fresh as a daisy with Nutella on their nose. What is NOT cute? You screaming from 8 p.m. to midnight for no apparent reason. Sursly. Mama need SLEEP when I have to get up at 5:30 in the a.m. to get ready for work. Not to mention that I even did the dreaded "bring you into our bed to sleep," and you insisted on talking and babbling and pulling my hurr. NOT cute.
We need to figure something out, little dude, because homey don't play dat. It's the LAST time I try that move out of desperation. For real, WE ALL NEED SLEEP - I'm sure your bro would back me up on that one as he is the one forced to listen to you scream the night away in the next crib.
So do we have a deal? You no scream-a da night away, and maybe, just MAYBE, I will share my Mad Dog 20/20 with you. Wait - what am I saying - that is WAY too precious to give up. You get the Colt 45.