Thursday, August 12, 2010

An Open Letter to Gavin

Dear Gavin,

I know you think you're cute, and you ARE, I think we can all agree on that:

I mean, I don't know many people who would look fresh as a daisy with Nutella on their nose. What is NOT cute? You screaming from 8 p.m. to midnight for no apparent reason. Sursly. Mama need SLEEP when I have to get up at 5:30 in the a.m. to get ready for work. Not to mention that I even did the dreaded "bring you into our bed to sleep," and you insisted on talking and babbling and pulling my hurr. NOT cute.

We need to figure something out, little dude, because homey don't play dat. It's the LAST time I try that move out of desperation. For real, WE ALL NEED SLEEP - I'm sure your bro would back me up on that one as he is the one forced to listen to you scream the night away in the next crib.

So do we have a deal? You no scream-a da night away, and maybe, just MAYBE, I will share my Mad Dog 20/20 with you. Wait - what am I saying - that is WAY too precious to give up. You get the Colt 45.



Nichole @ Parlour said...

Crackin' me up...sorry, you didn't get any sleep...maybe tonight will be better.

this free bird said...

omg i don't know whether to laugh or cry on your behalf. 8-midnight. girl you need to move here and be my neighbor. he can sleep with the cats?

he knows he's cute, but pullin your hairs in da bed? not cute gav!!

auntie carrie

Café Bellini said...

Hey I know what you mean... I have a four-year old and he always comes to the 'big bed' early in the morning... we wouldn't mind it (in fact we would like it very much!) if he actually slept but usually, no...