Best. Opening. EVER.
I cannot believe I have NEVER watched Glee. Rest assured it is on my list to rent. Ohhhh how my inner choir/band geek LOVED this routine. Okay, let's get to it.
The Award for Shannan's Favorite Dress goes tooooo...
Ames: Yes, she is in my Fab Five as well. Shocking. The fit on that is as insane as her hair. But one is good crazy and one is bad. I'm already not making sense. Strap in.
And the award for Celebrity Who Most Randomly Reminds Me Of My Sister goes to:
In looking back through these dresses again, this dress may be in a tie with The Wilma above for my favooooorite look of the night. Dreamy sparkleriffic column dress ith thooooo thwooooony.
Ames: She really did look dreamy and effortless. Golf claps.
Thpeaking of thwoooooony, the coveted Homina Homina Award goes to:
Ames: Oh, Don, you cad you. Wear that tux.
The award for the Project Runway Challenge to Craft a Dress Using Drink Umbrellas and Plastic Cups From a Party Store goes tooooooo:
Oh honey, no.
Ames: Girl was a mess. From her head to the bottom of her scales. From the Madonna cone bra to the, well, to all of it. I like none of it. None like.
Now, the award for the Statement Necklace That Would Look Better With a Slouchy Tee:
The award for One of the Cutest Long-Term Couples in H-wood goes to:
Both adorbs, and this woman is 45? Come ON.
Ames: See above. Does anyone watch her show? I thought not. Howevs, love them and she is always one I wait to see on the red carpet.
The award for the I Think I Might Like this But I Need to See it From Another Angle Goes To:
The award for Cutest Dress That Completely Blends Into the Red Carpet goes to:
Jenna looks TOTALLY adorable here - her hair is perfection, and I really do love this dress, but when I saw the thumbnail it was like she was the Cheshire Cat all up in da Emmy's - it was just a floating head with gorgeous hair
The Well, This Is Unfortunate award goes to: