Monday, August 30, 2010

Emmy's Part Deux

But, wait, there's more....
Ames: My fave of the night has got to go to Kelly.

For as much as I love the dress itself, I think I may love even more the fact that girl has really come a long way. Girl looks GOOD. I love a good "come back from the ruins" story. LiLo...I'm looking at youuuuuuuuu.
Shan: Girlfriend is gorgelicious. DEFFO in my top three.

Ames: Ms. Moss looks a bit washed out but I still have to give it to her for this drapey, elegant goodness. She was floating.

Shan: This is a lurvly dress, but I HATE dresses that are the exact same color as the wearer's skin with the firey passion of a thousand burning suns (I'm looking at YOU, Nicole Kidman...)

Ames: Heidi..this look is so AUF, dear. You are gorgeous. There is no denying that. There is also no denying the necklace is too much for that dress or the fact that I can almost see where your Seal keeps his balls.

Shan: Perhaps TLo said it best - mutton dressed as lamb. Lengthen the skirt to the knees, and I'd love it. I wouldn't even mind it wiv the necklace. Tee heeee. You said balls....

Ames: I have to include her because she is hilarious. She's one of my "we'd so be friends in real life" celebs. Plus, I love a good Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder moment.

Shan: I concur about the hilariousness of Lauren Mz. Graham if you're nasty. I cannot fully get on board with the dress. I WANT to like it, I really do. I have been trying to force it, but maybe it's the big white panel that's throwing me off. Still, Lauren, I LOVE you in Parenthood, and like Ames said - I'm pretty sure we would be BFF if we met.

Ames: Probably the best I've see Tina and let's face it. She is just about the coolest chick on the planet. She is brilliant.
Shan: Thank GOD she came back with this dress. It looks smokin' on her, even if the pattern does bear an eerie resemblance to crop circles.

Ames: Yep, see earlier Part One: Still bummed MCH didn't win. Dare I say she might just win for Best Dressed though? There was a lot. I mean a LOT of one shoulder on the carpet last night but this is a glittery slate of all things good. I die.

Shan: I have GOT to remember to invite them over to dinner so I can steal Michael C. Hall away from Jennifer Carpenter. I'm pretty sure I could. I have to say, as tomboy as her character is on Dexter, girlfriend ALWAYS knocks it outta the park on the red carpet, and this is no exception. Loves loves loves.

Ames: Lo and Bohold, what the hail do we have here? The hair, the fit, the dress, the shoes, the fact that she was even there. 31 flavors and then some of wrong.

Shan: SOMEONE got lost in their time machine from 1963 on their way home from the Secretarys' Weekly Night Out.

Ames: I don't know who you are but you turned this mutha out.

Shan: I could not have said it better myself.

Ames and Shaaaaaaannnn


I'm Molly said...

I snorted out coffee with the Seal's balls comments.

I missed the red carpet, girls. Thanks for the recap and morning hilarity.

Peetzi Jen said...

I too missed red carpet goodness but you girls have more than made up for it! Merci!

Seal's balls and fashion bump-its out of used never disappoint!

Holly said...

haha poor Lo, she looks SO old!!

and yes, i totally agree with jen carpenter. she wins in my book.