Friday, July 16, 2010

Stuff We Would Kiss On the Mouf: Bacon & Chocolate?

According to my cousin Holly, Mo's Dark Chocolate Bacon Bar should be marketed in the same aisle with tampons, Motrin, and a big jug of wine. According to me, Mo just needs to bring his dark chocolate bacon bar to my mouf, because it. is. HEBBIN. I know, I know, that sounded turrible, but I don't care. I just want it how I want it. Who knew chocolate and bacon could be so good together? Pas moi (merci, Madamoiselle Trundle), but it IS. Hey! You got your bacon in my chocolate! HEY - you got your chocolate in my BACON! Two great tastes that taste great together. I could go on and on ripping off old commercials, but I won't. I'll just say - TRY IT. You won't regret it. And then you'll tell two friends, and they'll tell two friends, and so on...and so on....

Merci!
Shan


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Dearest Shan,

Yep, I'd hit that.

And then chase it with one of these maple bacon donuts from Nickel Diner.


Don't judge me.

Blah Blah,
Ames

2 comments:

this free bird said...

omg seriously? bring.it. mmmmbacon. and chocolate.

The Zhush said...

Too funny, I bought my husband that chocolate for xmas last year...its a fun gift and of course I made him share! :)