Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Girl Crush #77: Jessica Biel, FTW

It's not that she just has the hawttest boyfriend around (sort of, sometimes, who knows), or the she has climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro or Mt. Everest or Mt. Fuji Apple or whatever, or that she has been turning it OUT on the red carpet lately, or that she has a bangin body, or that her hair and makeup are PERFECTION in these photos, it's a combination of all those things, but mostly it is that she could kick my A$$, and probably yours, if the situation called for it. And she looks like a real woman, and not a stick person with a bobble head. Not that there's anything wrong with bobble heads. It's not like I'm all "ooooh, Shannan's down with bobble heads." Bobble heads are people too, except they're plastic and sit on a desk and look like Dwight Schrute -see????
BUT I DIGRESS. The real reason I came here today was to declare my undying devotion. Okay, that's waaaay too much. I just think Jessica Biel is hot. That's all I wanted to say. Take a look-see for yourself.

I know, I know - some people think this look is a bit twee, but I think it's twee-riffic.

Look at that glorious hair, for the love of Bernadette Peters (who come to think of it should be my next girl crush - seriously, does the woman EVER age?)...

THUD. I just fell down dead and wet myself. Thanks to the Fug Girls for the photo. I hadn't seen these beauties until perusing their site yesterday.


Full House said...

I saw all of the bad grades Jessica got on that get up but I LOVED it.