BUT I DIGRESS. Let's forge ahead, shall we?
I'm going to throw some out there that I hadn't seen even until going through photos to post, plus a few of the more infamous looks of the night.
Shan: No, no, no no nononononnoononononooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. My eyes! My eyes!!!!! Woman - get thee to a stylist!!!
Ames: I think I've made my feelings known about MC so I'll just use ye olde "if you don't have anything nice to say..." route this time.
That was LITERALLY the hardest thing I've ever had to type.
.Shan again: I feel like we need to cleanse the palate after that one, so I'm going to throw one of my faves in, and then we'll continue with the ones we're not so fond of...
Ames: Ditto. (That dress is ridiculous. Gimme.)
Charlize Theron, aka Bewbs McTa-ta
Ames: Dear, Charlize. You may just be the most gorgeous woman every but no. No. No. No. No. It looks like Grimace is copping a feel from behind.
Ames: Um, but he looks kinda hot. He cleans up reel good.
Let's continue with some of our faves, shall we?
Ames: Catfight over Sam. Yum. He is clearly with some girl who got her Oscar hair did at a mall salon that does Prom hair.
Nicole Richie, aka Girl Crush Number 337
Ames: Best dress of the night and maybe ever. I love this so much that I'm willing to overlook her makeup. Almost. I wonder if everyone else was sick that they didn't have this dress? I was/am.
Ames: I'm with you. It was like a mojito on a sunny day. Refreshing. And by "sunny day" I meant "any time."
Ames: I would expect nothing less than gorgeousness to come out of Lenny Kravitz. Okay, that sounds gross.
Shan: Does this woman have a pact with the devil or WHAT?!!! Okay, THIS one is my fave of the night. For real. How frigging old is she? Does she age in reverse???!!!! I hate her.
Ames: Nicole: First. Demi: Second but first in overall hotness. The lady behind her in raspberry? Totally fake smile. I know what she's realllllly thinking. I think I know what her hubs is thinking, too. mmmmmm hmmmm.