Why haven't we discussed this blog yet - Martinis or Diaper Genies? Girlfriend is effing HEEE-larious - I mean, I think you know how I feel about anyone who has fart or poop stories. They're just FUNNY. If you have not already done so, please check her out so we can discuss. Thank you.
Speaking of Danny Tanner, I totally had to take off my shoe at work to scratch the bottom of my foot. I mean, I needed to get down in there and SCRATCH. It was itchy. That is all.
Thing one: THANK GOODNESS you gave me your daily foot update. You know how much I love feet.
Now then, we spoke of MADG sometime back in the days of yore (2009). She is hysterical. I love her. Let's be fake friends with her.