Listen here, weather. I don't know what kind of game you're trying to play, but I am DONE with the snow and ice and wind so cold it freezes my nose hairs. NOT. FUN. If, however, I looked like this, it might be some small consolation....
(from Copenhagen Street Style)
Alas, I do NOT, so can we please please PLEASE get some sun all up in hurr????
That is all.